Aries – Mar 21 – Apr 19
When you can be calm about things, that’s when everything starts to work out in your favor. It’s when you freak out that things feel worse than they actually are. Have you ever met someone who couldn’t be happy about anything? You know, the type who win tickets on the radio to a great concert but they just wallow, saying it’s great, but sounding like their dog was just diagnosed with cancer? There are people out there who aren’t happy even if they win the lottery, even if they find someone who really falls in love with them, even if they get their dream job, even if they get to go on an amazing vacation. Some people can’t be grateful for the good things they have in their lives, all they see is the misery, the missteps, the potential for something to go wrong. They see the plane having issues on the way to the trip, they see the boss not liking them and the job not lasting long, they see the person falling out of love with them long before it happens. If you keep your chin up and think about positive things there’s a good chance that positive things will happen. There’s also a good chance that if you’re unsatisfied with what you’ve got, you won’t get better options. At least you can learn how to laugh about it when you sabotage yourself. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius and if you keep your head up that loan you applied for will work out. The Moon moves to Capricorn on Tuesday and the new job is working out too. The Sun is in conjunction with Jupiter on Thursday heightening your sense of humor, helping you laugh at yourself for being a worry wart. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Friday and you’re having the deeper conversations. The Moon moves to Pisces on Sunday and you’re attempting to gain control of your emotions.
Taurus – Apr 20 – May 20
One day you’ll look back on this and laugh about it, but for the time being it’s the start of round two and your dismal mood hasn’t lifted, you’re still arguing with your boss over the way things should be done and you don’t appreciate the idea that things should be their way and their way alone. You’ve thought about hitting the road, quitting, telling your boss that their mannerisms and methods are the worst in the industry, finding people to work with who don’t force you feel such anxiety and stress that you want to pull your hair out. But, the more you stand your ground, the more you find that your boss will either budge or you will walk away from the workplace, and one way or another you’ll hit the level of liberation, you’ll see that the stubbornness in you has a purpose and a place in your life and that when you dig your heels in that always helps you to get the things you want and deserve in the universe. That’s where all the laughing about it comes from, you’ll see that you need to be firm and then you usually get what you want, even if that means starting over. You’re feeling pretty good come the weekend, like you get to do a victory dance or something. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius and you’re not going to take it, no you won’t take it anymore. The Moon moves to Capricorn on Tuesday and you’re going to win this battle one way or another. The Sun is in conjunction with Jupiter on Thursday heightening your sense of humor and making you see how useful your stubbornness is. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Friday and you’re feeling quirky. The Moon moves to Pisces on Sunday and you just want to stay in bed all day.
Gemini – May 21 – Jun 20
There are people who are proud of you, who want to see you succeed, who don’t want to hold you back, who understand that you can’t be held back, that you deserve to tread whatever path you feel is the best one for you. You have the support of people closest to you, even if it hurts, if it means they have to let you go to some degree, they do support you in your endeavors. You’re making it well known that you’re not trying to leave anyone behind but that you’re moving to a better place for yourself, and that this transition is going to make you a happier individual. Everyone wants to see you happy, they don’t like the questions behind your eyes, the confusion you suffer, the withdrawal from the world when things are just too hard and you feel like you’re not doing something you were meant to do. They know it’s tough for you, and they don’t want to hold you back, they want to see you smile, excel, bring joy into your life. Sure, you’ll likely visit, you’ll return at some point, this isn’t a goodbye, it’s a hello for your new beginning. Nobody has the right to criticize doing what’s right for you. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius and the people who understand you, they’re not letting you burn that bridge, they’re going to support whatever decision you make. The Moon moves to Capricorn on Tuesday and everyone wants to see you succeed. The Sun is in conjunction with Jupiter on Thursday heightening your sense of humor. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Friday and you’re planning that going away party. The Moon moves to Pisces on Sunday and you’re taking a bit of time for you.
Cancer – Jun 21 – Jul 22
Daydreaming is one of those things nobody can stop you from doing, and when you’re living in the afterglow of a weekend of romance, you can’t help but be that hopeless romantic that’s sighing a lot over the fact that you’ve experienced love and it was fantastic. You don’t want to let the feeling go because when you do, it’s difficult to get back into the work space. You feel yucky, unsuccessful, and as though any contributions you have to be make are going to be with a slight bias because there’s just no taking your mind off the person you’re focused on. Be careful because this is how you start to zone out, this is how you start being late for work every day, this is when your ideas start to fall apart and you begin to feel wasted and like you’ll never do anything worthwhile. You might also go back to all those old projects you worked on and decide that all of them were terrible, that you have to redo them, you have to somehow be better and that might be unrealistic, it’s also detrimental to your mental state, why go back and beat yourself up over things you can’t change? It’s not going to propel you forward, if anything it’s going to hold you back and make you think that nothing you do in the future will ever be good enough. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius and you’re hitting a blockage, a big one. The Moon moves to Capricorn on Tuesday and you don’t feel like you can succeed, not anymore. The Sun is in conjunction with Jupiter on Thursday heightening your sense of dark humor, and you’re making jokes at your own expense. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Friday and you’re getting advice on how to move forward. The Moon moves to Pisces on Sunday and you’re working on controlling your emotions.
Leo – Jul 23 – Aug 22
The real question is where to begin? You know you’ve got to set out to do this work and that you’ve decided to head up this section of the company, but you know it takes more than guts to get things done and you’re staring at this mountain with a few ideas of how you can tackle it without everyone on your team dying before you reach the crown. Part of the problem is that you’re unsure if the bravado you had, the promises you made, are ones you can keep. You might have done it once, won some crazy amazing race but that doesn’t mean that you’re able to push the boundaries and continue winning when it might not turn out in your favor. You’re worried about that failure factor, the whole, what if all the things you’ve accomplished thus far are the best things you’re ever going to accomplish? What if that’s your legacy and all of this new work is just fodder, just attempts at failure, and things you can’t possibly expect to succeed in because you’ve already hit your prime, and done the things you needed to do, and you’re washed up? Thinking like that isn’t going to bring you the next success, if you’ve done this rodeo before there’s a good chance you can do it again, and even if you don’t have the level of success you had in the past, you’re going to see some new accomplishments, just have to trust in yourself. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius and you don’t know where to begin, but this looks daunting. The Moon moves to Capricorn on Tuesday and you wonder if you set the bar too high. The Sun is in conjunction with Jupiter on Thursday heightening your sense of humor and allowing you to see that it’s not about whether you win or lose. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Friday and you’re playing the game. The Moon moves to Pisces on Sunday and you’re assessing the next chapter.
Virgo – Aug 23 – Sep 22
Sometimes the best feeling is being able to walk into work with your head held high, your priorities straight, your house super clean, all your bills paid, all your ducks in a row, your debt settled, your personal affairs handled and just do the best job you can do. Sometimes you like to think about those existential things, the esoteric things, but when you do it makes you feel hopeless, like there isn’t a lot of meaning in the world, and that you have to create your happiness one day at a time. You can’t think about the bigger picture all the time, you’re only one person, you only have so much time, so many goals, and so much expertise on your side to help you out. Even if you had the skills to change something like world hunger, you wouldn’t have the resources to get all of that together, and while you’d definitely take up the challenge, you’d have to employ others to help you with your cause. You can’t work alone, there’s just not enough of you that can do that without causing you massive stress and health issues. So, you have to take it from a different approach, think about solving the smaller problems that are more manageable, realize your limits, realize your capabilities, and let go of the larger and more daunting issues that plague our society. If you can do something to help you will, but joining a cause might be better than running the whole organization yourself. I don’t think with all your skill and variety of things you can do in the world that you have the time to dedicate yourself to one cause. I think you’d be better off tackling as many of the small things as you possibly can. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius and you’re trying to figure out which cause to stand behind. The Moon moves to Capricorn on Tuesday and you realize you can’t run the show all by yourself. The Sun is in conjunction with Jupiter on Thursday heightening your sense of humor and giving you a bit of luck. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Friday and you’re talking to people, getting opinions. The Moon moves to Pisces on Sunday and you’re gaining control.
Libra – Sep 23 – Oct 22
Maybe the lesson here is to be happy with what you’ve got, and seek for happiness through the care, respect and help of other people? Maybe you can continue saving up but maybe not for the big-ticket item you want, maybe you need to save up for something else, something more practical, less expensive, but something that will still give you the same feeling. The thing those arcade people never tell you is that you can spend hundreds on tokens in an attempt to win tickets, but that big thousand ticket item is something they bought from a local wholesaler in the bad area of town, and the only reason you can’t go there and find it yourself is because you don’t want to park there, or you don’t want to be caught shopping there. It happens all the time, people want to buy something but where they buy it from is also part of the prestige. I mean, if you went to the Oscars in a Versace but you bought it second hand, say from another actress who had worn it the previous year, that wouldn’t be as prestigious as having Versace handcraft this masterful dress for you specifically. At the same time, with someone like Versace, would they allow their dress to be worn like hand-me-downs? But, that’s the lesson, not all of us are A-list stars hitting the red carpet, and we can afford to shop the bargain bins for something unique and amazing without blowing the budget. Be smart. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius and you’re learning that cheap doesn’t mean loser. The Moon moves to Capricorn on Tuesday and you’re going to get savvy. The Sun is in conjunction with Jupiter on Thursday heightening your sense of humor as you wade through bargain bins. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Friday and you’re creating some very unique styles for yourself. The Moon moves to Pisces on Sunday and you’re feeling oh so wonderful.
Scorpio – Oct 23 – Nov 21
All it takes is a deep breath and you can walk into that room again, you can continue giving speeches, telling people the way it should be, finding advocates and people to support your cause, continue pushing your agenda forward knowing it’s the one you believe in more than anything else. You’re not just trying to gain points in some political manner, you truly want to change the world and because of that you don’t care about what points you gain by supporting some bill that’s coming into the House of Commons, you care about what’s important to you, and you care about the people this affects because at the end of the day it’s their lives that are on the line, their lives that matter, and whatever acclaim, or promotion, or public awards you get because of that don’t matter to you at all. This is all about the people and what you can do to change the world. So, what if you don’t support someone else, if you have to dig deep inside yourself so you can move things forward, so what if you have to go up there day after day and say the same things until someone listens to you. That’s what you’ll do because that’s what it takes, and you’re not about to back down without a fight. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius and it’s hard but one foot in front of the other and you’ll get back out there. The Moon moves to Capricorn on Tuesday and you’re seeing how high the bar is, how much strength it’ll take to succeed. The Sun is in conjunction with Jupiter on Thursday heightening your sense of humor and sharpening your charisma. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Friday and you’re gaining supporters. The Moon moves to Pisces on Sunday and you just need a day to yourself.
Sagittarius – Nov 22 – Dec 21
The humanitarian thing to do in this situation is to adopt more cats. In some places, you are allowed all the cats, they don’t even put a number on how many you can have, they don’t even ask you to register them. I mean, they still expect you to spay and neuter them, obviously, as they don’t appreciate all the kittens, but we need kittens which also means we need bad cat owners who don’t take care of their cats and let them roam around having all the sex they want with other cats. I mean, don’t be a bad cat owner, but you need to do something other than obsess about your ex, or anyone who has hurt you in the past at all. Kittens are so much more worth it, they will always love you, even when they’re secretly plotting to kill you, they will still love you, and that’s so much more important. Also, you’ve got that work challenge on your plate that you signed up for that you probably need to focus on because it’s not easy and it’ll start kicking your ass in a fierce way if you’re not careful about it. You don’t want someone else swooping in and saying they can handle it, they already did the task they signed up for and they’re super chipper and ready to take on anything, including doing your work for you! You don’t want them to, you like the challenge, you chose it, and if not having that work to do means you have to sit there like an idiot, or clean toilets or something, you’re going to implode. So, find your Ford Focus, and if you can’t find one of those for a decent price, then at least find your Forte, I hear they’re great. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius and you need to stop obsessing about the thing you can’t do anything to change. The Moon moves to Capricorn on Tuesday and if you don’t achieve that thing, someone else is glad to do it. The Sun is in conjunction with Jupiter on Thursday heightening your sense of humor and gifting you with all the puns. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Friday and you don’t want to become the water boy (that’s a pun). The Moon moves to Pisces on Sunday and you’re feeling in control.
Capricorn – Dec 22 – Jan 19
Navigating the waters of preserving your innocence while plunging yourself into the depths of corruption and evil is the toughest thing you will ever do. You’re creating assurances, counter balances, things that will pull you out if things get too tough. You need those precautions in place, sometimes they’re in the contracts, sometimes they’re just agreements and promises you make to your family, such as, if you ever miss a family vacation, or you ever start working seven days a week, you’re required to quit and take a lesser position, things like that. You need these in your mind because going this far is going to change who you are, it’ll alter your identity, and that will in turn alter the way you think, which will affect everything around you. Some part of you need to remember who you were before you go and become someone else altogether, before your personality changes so that you can handle this job, and be worthy of this achievement. Nobody goes into the darkness alone, and nobody comes out the same, remember that. This opportunity is great, and it will give you the funds you need to have almost whatever you want in the world, but the price you pay might be great, and while you know it’s worth it, and you know that you’ll never stop thinking about it until you do it, you need some protection so that you don’t get sucked into the vortex, and completely change your universe. Be careful what you wish for, it might actually happen. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius and you’re creating the parameters of this success, knowing if you go too far, how to back off. The Moon moves to Capricorn on Tuesday and all you have to do is take it, it’s yours. The Sun is in conjunction with Jupiter on Thursday heightening your sense of humor and giving you strength not to lose yourself. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Friday and you’re seeking out advice. The Moon moves to Pisces on Sunday and you’re spending time with special people.
Aquarius – Jan 20 – Feb 18
With most of the evidence burned, you can go back to being a mediocre achiever that does things that bring them joy instead of things that bring them epic stress and make them want to tear out all their hair. You’re better when you’re in an environment where you’re not in charge, where this isn’t your vision, where you can make mistakes, patch them up, and you don’t care at the end of the day about the success or failure of the company. If it was your own company, you’d fret too much, freak out about small details, worry that you’ll never hit the bigger markets, worry that you’ll go bankrupt, worry that you’re not creative enough and then you’d push yourself and push yourself until you became someone like Lady Gaga, wearing something literally made of meat and going out in public. You can be creative, but sometimes creativity goes too far, and it’s hard to go back to your roots once you’ve crossed that line. Miley Cyrus with her tongue slide and her risqué fashion sense is a prime example. Her devolution into homegrown country girl isn’t being taken very seriously, mostly because it’s hard to after watch her slide down an inflatable tongue. You don’t ever want to let yourself get so out of hand that your creative brain leads you and a team of people to think that Glitter (the Mariah Carey movie) was a good idea. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius and you’re happy working for the man. The Moon moves to Capricorn on Tuesday and you like this whole not being in charge of things other than yourself thing. The Sun is in conjunction with Jupiter on Thursday heightening your sense of humor. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Friday and you’re back to some eccentric projects. The Moon moves to Pisces on Sunday allowing you to keep secrets.
Pisces – Feb 19 – Mar 20
Relationship grieving aside, you’ve got a lot of work on your plate, but your emotions are in check, you’re feeling the rush of excitement at getting things you want, and you’re noticing how easy it is to work with the people who support, back you and believe in the same things you do, than it is to work with people who barely or don’t even know you, and who make assumptions you tended to go along with just so you didn’t have to share yourself. You’re seeing now that if you had just shared yourself earlier, you would have found these allies, and you would have started this project weeks ago and you’d be a lot farther along in life than you are, though life is what it is, the only requirement is that you live it. And you’re doing that now, you’re living it to the fullest because you realized that holding back is pointless, and being who you are separates the haters from the supporters and that the longer you go just letting anyone say anything about you, the longer you go being someone you’re not. And that’s what lead you to the forest in the first place, that’s what made you want sparse, open places, and now that you’ve come this far, you realize that you can work right here, with these allies, and you can feel safe and supported right in the midst of the crazy urbanization that’s taken over the world. You got this. The Moon begins the week in Sagittarius and you realize if you had just opened your mouth sooner, this could have happened a long time ago. The Moon moves to Capricorn on Tuesday and you’re determined never to be uncomfortable again, even if that makes others uncomfortable. The Sun is in conjunction with Jupiter on Thursday heightening your sense of humor. The Moon moves to Aquarius on Friday and your eccentric side is showing. The Moon moves to Pisces on Sunday and you’re letting it all hang out.