20 Most Famous Women Of 2017 That Make Us Sick
Fame can be a double-edged sword for some people. Sure, they’re recognized all over the world, but if their personalities resemble that of an infected toe-nail, then they will get called out on it. Lately, while the douche spotlight tends to be on men who work in the industry (for good reason) we tend to overlook some pretty terrible famous women in the field. While some are outright horrible individuals who only care about themselves, some are just downright annoying and make us want to pierce our eardrums with an ice pick whenever they open their mouths to speak. Harsh? Nah, not when it comes to these women.
The whole reason that publicists exist is to prevent these people from talking out of their own rear ends, so why they still do it is beyond me. Hate is a powerful word, but when it comes to some of these ladies, it’s a word that goes hand-in-hand with their repulsive personalities. Hopefully, the older that (some) of these women get, the more they’ll learn and actually attempt to be better people – but we aren’t holding our breaths.
Here are 20 famous women who make us all want to vomit a little bit in our mouths whenever we see them on the screen.
20. Tomi Lahren: She goes on these rants to get attention
19. Ivanka Trump: Too busy warding off flirts
Ivanka, otherwise known as “the woman who can literally put a stop to all the White House chaos, but she has better things to do today”, is too busy warding off flirts to do the right thing in the world. The fashion designer has absolutely no idea what’s she’s doing and it’s actually harming the nation and how the rest of the world sees us. She has no business being in the White House much less publicly stroking her father’s ego by claiming he’s an “advocate for women” (she claimed this when she spoke at the W20 women’s summit. She, of course, was booed). She quite literally is one of the most powerful people in office who has the ear of the President, but yet, she doesn’t use it and instead seems like she’s taken a vow of silence, which is insanely disturbing.
18. Kylie Jenner: One of the worst role models for young women
Is any of the Kardashian family worse than the two women mentioned before? No. Are they all annoying as utter heck? Why yes, yes they are. ESPECIALLY Kylie Jenner, who is quite literally one of the worst role models for young women in this day and age. Once upon a time, she was actually one of the more practical girls in the family. Unfortunately, Momma Kris got her paws on her and polluted her mind by referring her as “the ugly” one in the family. Shortly afterward, Kylie started changing her face thanks to the help of their family’s plastic surgeon. Only, she doesn’t even resemble the person she once was and is actually starting to look like a clone of big sis Kim. Not only that, but she tried to glamorized dating an older man as a minor herself. I mean, c’mon, world.
17. Lindsay Lohan: NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU
Nope, nope: Just when you think that Lindsay Lohan’s star has faded, she does something stupid in order to prove that she’s still one of the worst people alive. Recently, she’s been Tweeting at stars more famous than she, attempting to get their attention. Her latest victim was Jennifer Lopez. Lohan seemed extremely baffled that J-Lo doesn’t follow her on the social media site (OH MY GOD, THE NERVE OF THAT WOMAN!) when she tried to slide into her direct messages and found that she couldn’t (you can only DM a person who follows you) so she called her out publicly. “Wanted to connect with you in #DUBAI since I live here but you don’t follow me so I cannot DM you,” Lohan tweeted at Lopez when she discovered that she was doing a show in Dubai. NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU, LOHAN SO JUST LEAVE STARS ALONE.
16. Lena Dunham: Known to go off on things she has no idea about
Was there a time where Lena Dunham didn’t open her mouth and a whole bunch of word vomit came flying out? Nope, none that I can recall. Recently, the Girls creator and star recently came out and actually accused a young woman of lying about having been assaulted. Dunham is known to go off on things she has no idea about on Instagram and Twitter, and when people actually prove her wrong, she tries to rephrase what she said while backpedaling. She’s a vapid narcissist who could give the Kardashians a run for their money and even told her readers in her 2014 memoir Not That Kind of Girl “I’m an unreliable narrator.” Yeah, you think? No one should trust a single word that comes out of your mouth, woman.
15. Ann Coulter: The most embarrassing Twitter rants
If you ever wanted to know what a Barbie doll would look like if she did a few laps in a tub, just take a look at the human wart, Ann Coulter. Coulter is the human equivalent of three-week-old gas station sushi along with being a political commentator who recently wrote a book about the President. Much like Tomi Lahren, Coulter likes to stir the pot and attempt to upset the left by going on Twitter rants (especially when she went on her now-famous Twitter rant about being bumped from her seat on an airline which people found hysterical) probably once a day. She famously opposes same-sex marriage and claims to be a proud advocate of the whole “one man and one woman” union bull. Who was the idiot who dressed a turd up in a blonde wig anyway?
14. Kim Kardashian: It’s all about ‘me’
You knew this one was coming. Being the most famous of the Kardashian clan, Kim seems to have it all: the perfect marriage, the perfect family, the perfect rear-end. But her world started to unravel during that horrific ordeal in Paris when she was robbed at gunpoint (no matter how I feel about the Kardashian family, no one ever deserves to go through what she did – she literally thought she was going to lose her life). She took a time out from social media to focus on her family, her husband suffered a mental breakdown, and her anxiety hit an all-time high. However, it got old fast when she started to use the Paris incident as a way to publicize the new Keeping Up With The Kardashian season. It was depressing in a human garbage sort of way.
13. Paris Hilton: Claims to have invented the selfie
Ugh, why can’t these women has-beens just stay in the ground?? Much like her other “train wreck” peer, Ms. Lohan, Paris Hilton hates when the spotlight is taken off of her since she still hasn’t recovered from Kim Kardashian officially stealing that very spotlight from her bony, socialite hands. A long time ago, Kim was Paris’ bestie and closet organizer (whatever the heck that is), until Kim released that very NSFW tape with her and then-boyfriend Ray J and became a multimillionaire herself. Paris claims that she and Kardashian are still close while Kim pretty much debunks these rumors. Recently, Paris tweeted out that she “and Britney Spears invented the selfie” to which celebrities promptly schooled her in hysterical ways. Of course, she ignored all the hate being shot out at her as she usually does.
12. Kris Jenner: Uses her own grandchildren for profit
Yep, you can’t have one of these lists without including the patriarch of the Kardashian/Jenner clan – the famous Kris. This woman is so vile that even her own children like throwing her under the bus for kicks (mainly Khloe). She bullies her kids to the point where they all now obsessed with their own looks and/or weight because if they’re not making money, neither is she. She selfishly uses her own grandchildren for profit (didn’t she have her own talk show once? Whose bright idea was that?), fights publicly with her transgender ex, and is all around basically the right hand of Satan himself. He best watch his back, though – she’s likely to stab him when he’s not looking and take over Hell in order to turn a profit. Can’t trust that woman for anything.
11. Cash Me Outside Chick: Oh sweetie, class can’t be bought
Oh god, since we’re talking about taking out the trash, it’s about time someone took this girl out and toss her on the curb. Apparently, her name is Danielle Bregoli and she became “famous” after the 14-year old appeared on The Dr. Phil Show after the “car-stealing, knife-wielding, twerking” sad excuse for cow manure tried to fight audience members who were heckling her on the show and went to say “Catch me outside, how about that?” but it came out gibberish. Since then, the annoying teen was said to be getting a record deal (meh) and her own reality TV program (blah) but truth be told, her 15 minutes was up two weeks after her episode aired. She likes to challenge people by stating “I’m a millionaire at 14, what are you doing with your life?”. Oh sweetie, you may have money, but class cannot be bought.
10. Emrata: Apparently, originality is a dying art form
Everyone knows who Emily Ratajkowski is. Well, if you didn’t before you do now. The model, known as Emrata, launched her debut swim line recently and quickly received backlash after she was accused of stealing her designs from designer Lisa Marie Fernandez. Ratajkowski received a cease and desist letter from Fernandez’s attorneys, mainly addressing two designs of her swim brand Inamorata, one of which is an off-the-shoulder bikini and a strapless swimsuit, both of which are remarkably similar to two designs from Fernandez’s lines from three years ago. Can NO ONE come up with their own ideas anymore? Jeez, people. I doubt that this will cause Emrata to fade away into the background, so we’re doomed to be seeing her everywhere still.
9. Stacey Dash: Considered one of the most hated women in America
Earlier this year, Stacey Dash was considered one of the most hated women in America after she became a prop piece for Fox News. She’d often go off on race relations, women’s rights, and transgender rights, most of which were shocking and backward. She seemed to like talking out of her rear so much so that even Fox News said: “whoa, you’re out of your mind” and didn’t renew her contract. Since then, Dash has all but disappeared except for her idiotic presence on Twitter. After news of Dash being let go got out, she was roasted hardcore by people she considered to be her peers. You would never have expected one of the cool girls from Clueless to be such a wank-jerk. “Stacey Dash lost her fox contract, and suddenly that “career” of being the black who hates blacks isn’t gonna pay so well anymore,” one Twitter user said.
8. Teresa Giudice: The loud mouth wife with a bad temper
Yup, more reality TV trash, but this time in the form of a cast member from The Real Housewives of New Jersey and The Celebrity Apprentice. Teresa Giudice was considered the loud mouth wife with a short temper on Housewives. This woman was always talking about how much money both her and her husband Joe were ranking in. However, that was before she herself was arrested for fraud and served an 11-month sentence in federal prison (her hubby is currently surviving a 41-month sentence). She really had to eat her words after her arrest and admit that she and her family were flat broke. She and Joe were charged with conspiracy to commit mail fraud, wire fraud, and bank fraud (and those were just a few of the charges). It felt good when she actually went down in flames, as wrong as that is to say.
7. Tila Tequila: How, HOW did this woman even become famous?
Ugh, this just another one of those Myspace mistakes that can’t be taken back. Apparently, MTV thought it was wise to give Tila Tequila her own show as she attempted to pursue a “singing” career or something idiotic like that. Recently, she appeared in photo shoots where she was wearing a Swastika badge on her arm and doing the “Heil Hitler” salute like a moron who just wants attention. She even wrote an article titled “Why I Sympathize with Hitler: Part 1”. Tequila is a very vocal supporter of the President, which makes sense since she idolizes Hitler. “There are only two things in this world, for which I would gladly sacrifice my own life; the destruction of all Jews and preservation of the white race.” Holy crap, she’s a human virus.
6. Taylor Swift: She’s as boring as a bowl of carrots
If you heard of Taylor Swift (I’m not looking at you, people who live under a rock), you fall into one of two categories: You either absolutely love her, or you absolutely can’t stand her and wish she would just disappear into a tube sock. Sure, she’s a serial dater who uses her music as her own personal diary (sure, Adele does the same thing but, my god, her voice sounds like what I imagine unicorn tears taste like – hey, it makes sense) and we all felt a little sorry for her when Kanye West interrupted her MTV Music Video Awards speech to say that Beyonce deserved the award Swift was receiving. But, man, has she held a grudge for years and her war with West (and now his wife, Kim) is just now plain boring.
5. Bella Thorne: She always looks like she slept in a pile of trash
I’ll admit, I have no idea where this broad even came from or why she’s even a thing. Apparently, she’s an actress and singer who enjoys annoying the utter heck out of people all over the world via the Disney channel (starred in shows like My Own Worst Enemy, Shake It Up and movies like Blended, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day). A while ago, she was apparently dating Lil Peep and recently she came out as bisexual on Twitter. She likes to sell herself as your “non-average young woman” which is pretty much what every young actress her age attempts to sell to her fan base. Seems to be just plain obnoxious to me. Frankly, we’re just tired of seeing her face everywhere.
4. Gwyneth Paltrow: First of all, her company is called GOOP…
I’d like to introduce the most pretentious person on this list (which seems like a pretty hard title to steal considering the women on this list): Mrs. Ex-Chris Martin herself, Gwyneth Paltrow. Heck, she was even dubbed the “Most Hated Celebrity” over Chris freaking Brown (how on earth does one even do that?). “First of all I was like, ‘I’m the most hated celebrity?’” she once said in an interview. “More than, like, Chris Brown? What did I do?” It’s probably because you can’t relate to the normal human being (and also when you called your lifestyle company GOOP). “All I can do is be my authentic self,” she whined. “But I think there are things about me that make people draw conclusions.” And draw our own conclusions we do – but not for the better.
3. Megyn Kelly: She sold her soul
For a little bit, I gave this woman a free pass when she became quickly known after moderating one of the presidential debates. Megyn Kelly started out as a talking head on Fox News – basically an older, more practical version of Tomi Lahren – but after she went toe-to-toe with the President and wouldn’t take any of his crap, she received her own show on NBC and is now on the Today show. But her tone has since been watered down a great deal and her claws have been retracted. It’s almost like she lost the fire she once had when she was on Fox News – sure, I hated her, but at least I respected her when she was there. Now it just seems like she’s sold out, and that’s a little depressing.
2. Amy Schumer: “Look at me! Look at me!”
When I first saw Amy Schumer in her film Trainwreck, I was completely enamored with her quick wit and “I don’t care what you think” sort of personality. But now, years later, Schumer has sold out and her razor-sharp edge has gone dull. This could be because she was accused of being a joke thief (which she denied even though the evidence was piling up), and after that, her humor started getting weak, her standup was no longer edgy, and her films were flopping. While she’s still one of the most famous comedians, people are seriously getting annoyed with her whole “look at me! Look at me!” like antics. They’re no longer cute and funny – just boring in a “been there, done that” sort of way. Also, she needs to knock off the disgusting jokes.
1. Kendall Jenner: The biggest PR disaster of 2017
Ahh Kendall Jenner. When she and sister Kylie were little, they were seen as the normal ones of the family and after Kylie changed her face for, what everyone considers, “the better”, Kendall was left to carry the “normal” torch alone. She has never rearranged her face at the request of her mother (yep, she was born looking that tall and beautiful) and she just seemed, well, practical. But now? People are afraid to work with her because she’s a walking PR disaster. First, she actually thought that she was doing a “great” thing by starring in that moronic Pepsi commercial where they basically mocked the Black Lives Matter movement (how she even thought it was okay while shooting it is beyond me). Sure, she cried about it on the show, but that doesn’t mean she’s forgiven.